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residenceonearth:

Directions:
Store at room temperature.
Wait until it matters.*
Go to a small place where you are alone.
Open jar.
*All jars are single use.

residenceonearth:

Directions:

  1. Store at room temperature.
  2. Wait until it matters.*
  3. Go to a small place where you are alone.
  4. Open jar.

*All jars are single use.

(via edwardspoonhands)

Permalink | 5,666 notes | May 5, 2012 | #life philosophies | #hi leslie it's leslie 

All you have to be by the time you’re 23 is yourself.

All you have to be by the time you’re 23 is yourself.

(Source: suchasadaffair, via monkeyknifefight)

Permalink | 245 notes | March 23, 2012 | #reality bites | #films | #life philosophies 
the best things to watch while exercising (either on the tv, or replaying in your mind because you’ve watched them so many times you don’t actually need the screen):

  1. Stick It. Any part of it, but especially the “Missy Peregrym pretending to be out of shape and then demonstrating that she is a Navy SEAL” section, and Wei Wei’s beam routine.
  2. “I’ll Make a Man Out of You”, Mulan. Yeah! Fuck that, I’m not out of breath! I will get that arrow! 
  3. A montage of fight scenes from Alias.
  4. “The Blind Bandit”, Avatar: The Last Airbender (note: skip the scenes with the lesser Bei Fongs, unless anger fuels you, in which case: by all means).
  5. Bring it On
  6. Whip It!

Permalink | 7 notes | March 8, 2012 | #life philosophies 
pheonee:

signed, me

pheonee:

signed, me

(Source: pyrrhiccomedy, via pre-serum)

Permalink | 99,388 notes | March 4, 2012 | #life philosophies 
explodingdog:

the productive day.

explodingdog:

the productive day.

Permalink | 13,214 notes | January 20, 2012 | #life philosophies 
going on my wedding invitations

going on my wedding invitations

(Source: ks-19, via aquamirage)

Permalink | 2,554 notes | December 26, 2011 | #life philosophies 
liminalzone:

FACTS

HAHAHAHAH

liminalzone:

FACTS

HAHAHAHAH

Permalink | 15,075 notes | September 26, 2011 | #life philosophies 
protip

glamaphonic:

attacking someone because they did not respond with enough speed, alacrity, enthusiasm, whatever to your social overtures

while giving no thought to the million other considerations such as their mental health, social anxieties, energy level or even the reliability of the methods through which you made your ovetures 

and thus accusing them of being mercenary such that they only associate with ~people deemed cool/talented/awesome/popular enough~

is not 

actually

a good way to make friends with them.

Permalink | 74 notes | September 21, 2011 | #life philosophies | #seriously what the balls tumblr anons 
I wish some of my friends loved themselves as much as I love them. I wish they thought themselves as beautiful and spectacular as I think they are.

(Source: marionhoney)

Permalink | 261 notes | September 21, 2011 | #life philosophies 

roxanneritchi:

cloudsinmyeyes replied to your post: also i have been trying to go to bed for like an…

time to start a nerd fanzine

i would actually be totally into that, tropie, you don’t even KNOW. every feelings nerd donates something to it, like, fic or art or a filk or an essay about feelings or something. unless they don’t want to! nobody has to donate if they don’t want to donate!! SHUT UP I AM DRUNK ah yes the perfect excuse. impeachable.

I feel like I would want it to be like, half fanzine, half like those group journals, where you mail it around. So basically I want a slower version of the internet, cool, cool.

(Source: formerlyroxy)

Permalink | August 10, 2011 | #life philosophies | #or whatever idk | #i am drunk on the hour feelings don't look at me