roxanneritchi:

the best part of being an adult is once you’re all grown up you can eat all the raw cookie dough you like, warning labels be damned

i intend to

My mom recently found these things that look like doggie ice cream and are called “cookie dough cups”, and the copy is all, IT’S JUST LIKE RAW COOKIE DOUGH EXCEPT WITHOUT EGGS, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SALMONELLA! And my mom was all excited because she has spent like fifteen years trying to keep me from eating raw cookie dough

but the makers of “cookie dough cups” have miscalculated, because they are in fact missing not one, but two crucial ingredients: eggs, and DANGER.

(via noblealice)