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- Me: [answering phone] Hello?
- Solicitor: Hello, is this Mrs. [mispronunciation of K's last name]?
- Me: Uh...yeah.
- Solicitor: Is Mr [different mispronunciation of K's last name] there?
- Me: No.
- Solicitor: Is there a better time I could call back to reach him?
- Me: Please take our name off your list.
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- K: So who was that?
- Me: Somebody calling for "Mrs Mispronunciation". They weren't...totally wrong?
- K: Next time you have to really go off on them. Like, UM, NO, SHE ISN'T HERE, BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TAKE HIS NAME, SO EXCUSE YOU.
